Many many moons ago...

It took me awhile to learn detachment. I wasn't a good student at it.

It is tragic having a magician who trampled on my conscience like wild horse.

Many many moons ago, I got wrapped in this cocoon of jubilation only to realize it was nothing more than a mirage. I am a sleeper with psychedelic dreams to dare the man who sits on the cornflakes to leap on the river of creme fraiche while pretty little policemen sitting in a row singing Hare Krishna that nothing's gonna change my world. I'm not the walrus but you...you're the eggman.

Realized my fate, but I'm tad late. If it never was, don't go chase after the butterflies.

Thank you for clicking my ads and pardon all the half arse uninteresting entries because I am not as jovial as I use to be. Nowadays, I'm enforcing my serious alter ego. Wanna start internship soon mah. Kenot tell stupid lame jokes like "what do you call Uncle Chau in chinese?"- answer: Kukuchau. (wtf)

Deep down I'm still that person you can count on, especially for dumb jokes and jeng jeng jeng guys day out to the cinema. Of course I need to educate the masses on movie literacy because I can never justify spending money on two hours of worthless crap. *full LCLY tone* hehe

Cheers to the twenty ten. My resolution is to stay sane, stay sober, keep BMI under 20.5(!!!), stay focus, master financial prudent and world peace. I wasn't serious about the last one actually because knowing the idiots I'm surrounded by somebody just have to be a retard. I shall refrain bearing names.*deep mysterious voice*

I really like watching AFC but I know my cooking is like hmmmm "unique".

This wraps 2009. See ya.

When The Stars Go Blue

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was within me an invincible summer.
-- Albert Camus

I'm having these freaky thoughts from alpha to omega on my life. Right now, what's important is to graduate. When I was 12, I imagined turning 21 would mean being graceful, responsible and mature (hahaha naive). Actually, I really want to be in a verbal diarrhea right now but lets KIV this topic because I has to be NERD.

I look forward to tomorrows whatever it brings.

Life Lesson #21: Remember to check your porridge every 15 minutes, not one hour- unless you want to waste food and cook maggi instead. FML.  

When I was 12, we were only allowed to eat MCD during birthdays/special occasions. Now, you ask me eat MCD I will tell you to go F*** yourself lah.

If She is a He

Taken from The Star

“I am so frightened to go back. I am worried for my safety,” she said in response to what she claimed was the inaccurate portrayal of their love story by a Malay tabloid which caused the negative reactions.

Controversial ‘marriage’: Mohammed Fazdil or Fatine and Young posing for a photo after they were married in a civil partnership in the UK last May.

Speaking up for the first time after The Sun newspaper in London broke the story, Fatine said she did not know what to do as her family had already disowned her.

“I’ve spent hours on the phone asking for forgiveness. I love them but I can’t change what has happened,” said the 36-year-old makeup artist.

Fatine said it was a shame that the article had twisted their story as it was never their intention to insult the Malay community.

“They also put my father’s name in it, which was unnecessary and my mother is now afraid to leave the house,” she added.

I knew a few LGBT(Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, & Transgenders) in my life. Well, I'm not that close with them to know the exact details of their rendezvous but I do hear rumours here and there. They are just people, like us, but with difference sex preference. It is disturbing to learn that someone else is gay but I do believe that we should be open. There is no right or wrong in being gay. If it was something they could avoid or a potion to cure this disease they would have taken it. However, this is not a disease or ideology. Why we care so much about the gays when they are a lot more things for us to think about(i.e. corruption? Teoh Beng Hock?)? If they are happy why should we interfere? Let them be. As to religion(not like I care very much about religion), it is between them and their God.

Duno la, I just feel like advocating for gay rights today. Don't worry I'm still stupid lal lala lala lalala lalala. wuu shinny stuffs...winnie the pooh. wtf.

Read this too if you will.

If I Were a Song

it's Boo-blay!
T__T
I can die happily watching him.

I Feel Like This

On the path of destructing paths. The path of destruction. I feel destructive.

p/s: Why now ANTM not nice like last time one?

Something something

Pardon me. (Oh how polite of me). 

I coughed out disgusting icky yellowish phlegm with blood previously. Today, I sneezed a Katrina through my nostrils and the mucus is tinted with red. I think I know what's contributing to it. I ate bakuteh twice last week, lamb shoulder on Thursday, Satay Celup on a friend's Bday, two Bday cakes ... all stuffs that you call "heaty".

Time to eat some panadol and pop Redoxon into my system. I <3 Redoxon. It tastes orangey.

... and for a person who as self absorb as I am, I am not yesterday. "Awkward".

Acid Tripping

Last weekend was nice. Like all good things, it has come to an end.

So exclusive here, you all have to bear with Shan's fixation towards clicking every SINGLE FOOD. All of us got grumpy because being restrained from food is the last thing you want to mess up with the Siews and Tans. Like seriously. We don't care acting barbaric - in your face.

Tammie, don't sulk. I know you will hate me for this.

I’m a Sherlock Holmes in the Making

Hua Yi

My Chinese is often a subject of joke here in MMU. But honestly I know many others who speak mandarin worse than me so I'm very proud of myself *smug*. The first on my list will be my cousin brother. If you think I suck times it by 4 and square it. Now, you get the level his of sarkiness.

There are a lot of my Chinese Language misinterpretation which I can't really recall but rest assure, there are many. I remember once in the chatroom I thought "yao jiu" is a girl. It lead to some confusion as I thought it was someone's new gf. har har har

Over the years I improved a lot in terms of guessing and filling in the blanks but when it comes to speaking the language I really hate to put in the effort. There can be chao cau chow ciao jiao chiaw ... etc (sounds totally the same wtf. How should I know which is correct!)

However my Chinese is sufficient to point at things when it comes to ordering food in hawker stall ....but I usually ask someone else to order food for me (and I will never ask Eric because he s0h@!).

Ok the funny part is Ben, the aforementioned brother, who recently graduated and will start work next Monday... is now attending Chinese classes to brush up his non-existent Mandarin. The only thing closes to Chinese I ever heard him saying is lanjiao, wo boh lui wo eh tua lampa, and tiu lei lomo. Sentences like that...

Lo and behold, this ignorant Ben dare to defy his sister by saying few sentences in Chinese but she cannot understand one habuk pun tarak. So the big sister corrected him and he said "no-no-no my teacher say must pronounce like this one!". Finally they resolve the argument by calling Tammie(the one with the most Chinese education in my family. level SPM. wtf)........................ yalo. Really, cannot understand at all what he is tying to say. like seriously.

At least I don't speak that bad for someone my level. *re-smug*

Then again, I'm no pro myself....

wo ter sau niao hen ke ai= at first I assumed he meant to say "my hot bird very chicken you shake it".

@_@

Hua yi makes no sense.

Babi Bullshitttttttttttt

My house water kena potong, potong, POTONG.

AND IT'S NOT THAT WE DIDN'T PAY OUR WATER BILLS! The management had some issues regarding a small amount of maintenance fees that was uncleared by my landlord. How small it is I donno.

Yesterday night I had spent $ to tapau dinner(no water, no cook), buy bottled water and walk all the way to Clubhouse to shower.

So this afternoon as soon as I woke up with much deliberating plus a heavy bladder and nonsense talk with another housemate, I decided to go again. This time alone. Unlucki-strikely, the guard came inside the toilet and demanded the Clubhouse membership card from me.

WTF.

I was just about to enter my cubicle and remove my removables. Keyword: just about.

The thing is, since when it is logical for a male guard to let himself into the female bath area? I really wanna curse that mofo!!!!!!

At the end after trying to cheat him and giving much excuses etc I had to leave. The idiot guard didn't even wanna let me pee. He said mesti ada card. *&%^*&(&^&!!!! BABI.