Closer

A conversation few days ago lead me to watching Closer again.

This movie is good but I don't recommend you to watch if you're on a Valentines day mood because it will seriously wipe out any trace of happiness from your face.

The plot revolves around two couples played by the Natalie Portman, Jude Law, Julia Roberts and Clive Owen where everything is based on betrayal. It will reached a point where you feel the phrase "I love you" is so easily uttered that it means absolutely nothing.

The Paradise Suite scene is my favourite. Larry was desperately looking for a revenge sex in order to punish Dan(Jude Law) for sleeping with his wife(Julia). Alice refused his offer because she doesn't desire him yet she professionally flirts with him as a stripper. Larry paid Alice handsomely for her to tell him her real name but he got angry when Alice insisted her name is Jane.


At the end of the show the camera closes up at her passport and it was revealed that indeed her real name is Jane. Then, we knew that Alice/Jane had been telling the truth, perhaps the only one thing that we can be sure of throughout this entire show.

Sometimes when truth does not appease us, we rather much call the truth as a lie and thus create another lie in order to fill up the void that truth has left us with.

In The Papers

While reading Sodomy II from here I think we can make this into a blockbuster movie. Imagine the dialogues:

Mohd Saiful, 24, who was Anwar’s personal aide at the time in question on June 26 2008. said he was invited to a Desa Damansara condominium here where he handed over some documents to the Opposition leader, who then said, “Can I f--- you?”

 Anwar asked Saiful, "Can I fish you?". (I am speculating on f---. It could be feed, foot, fuel, fend. Could be fuck also. We will never know..)

Mohd Saiful claimed he was angry and scared upon hearing the question from Anwar, who is also PKR adviser and Pematang Pauh MP.
“I rejected his request. I told him that I did not want to do it,” he said.

Saiful rejected and he said he dowan means dowan lah.

He said Anwar then responded in an angry tone, “What?”

Anwar went berserk. Anwar said "WHAT?".

“I repeated my words. I was not willing to do it. He was angry. At that time I was afraid,” Mohd Saiful said on Wednesday, the first day of the trial.

Saiful got scared. At that time he wasn't willing.

He said Anwar immediately directed him to go to the master bedroom.

Anwar said, "Come. Come... Coooooooome". (Must do this part in Russell Peters' Bangla tone.)

“I went to the room. Shortly after, Anwar entered the room and went straight to the edge to close the curtain there,” the eldest of two siblings said.

Saiful went into the room after hearing much honeyed coaxing. At this time he changed his mind like a girl changes clothes, ignoring his previous unwillingness.

Mohd Saiful, who did not complete his degree in electrical power engineering at Universiti Tenaga Nasional, said he just stood there while Anwar went on to switch off the lights.
Asked if the room was dark, he said there was still light from the washroom and in between the curtain.
“Anwar asked me to clean up in the washroom. I removed my clothes and cleaned my body but did not have a shower. I took a towel from the washroom and used it. I hung my clothes on the knob of the closet,” he said.

(Saiful is an Electrical Engineer. wtf..)

Anwar switched off the lights and ordered "Eh, you pigi mandi dekat toilet" Saiful melangkah ke bilik air untuk membersihkan diri tetapi apakan dayanya yakni sabun Protex yang diakui dapat membasmi kuman juga takkan mampu melawan najis yang bersarang di kepala hotaknya sejak azali lagi.

Anwar stood at the edge of the bed.

“He was clad in a towel and directed me to go to him and then hugged me while we were standing,” he said.

Anwar and Saiful ala Brokebreak Mountain.

Abrupt end.

Like any Malaysian movie I know, it doesn't make sense. How can a person who is not willing for anal sex was willing to strip down for anal sex. 


Seriously, I wept for Malaysia(laughed too hard till tears flow out). 10 years to 2020 and we are now catering a circus to attend to all this crap. This movie will definitely have terrible actors, Mat Rempit plot and Mongolian pontianak. No wonder we need to import lame shows to our cinema la.

I'm just in the phase of being the human equivalent of a hermit crab.

I have abandonment issues with society. wtf.

And also this blog.

Basically I just malas.

Nowadays, I don't even feel the need to create any lame health excuses to skip classes. I just skipped (to watch House!). Ask me anything about multiple sclerosis and I'll prove to you that watching TV shows is educational, contrary to any of your rotten believes. *hyped up*


Seriously, my humour don't translate well in text as I think how it use to be. I'd just shamelessly admitted being funny person in a very un-funny way. ok nemai let me wallow at my own joke and be alone.

I'd been stuck with this jingle ...dudoo dudoo du do dodo... for over 3 years and finally I solved the mystery. You have no idea how hard it is to google for a song with dodododododo, do you? Often, I got mislead to porn sites.

Sisters' Jeepers

Recently, I added my ten and fourteen year old sisters, Ping & Feng, on facebook.

Now, Ping annoys the hell outta me. She finds me in FB chat just for emergencies like needing tomatoes for Restaurant City ....(wait for it)... ignoring the fact that RC is taking forever to load. She also volunteered memorizing my FB password for her quest to plunder all my previous treasures that I collected using cheat engine in PS.

She also asks many questions like where, how, when and what and expects me to answer immediately or she types:
yin
YIN YIN YIN YIN
?
hello
huh
huh
huh (*repeats 99 times)

She is one helluva persistent kid. Haiyah, I must censored my words with her so I can't just give up and type FFFF. FML.

Ok, after ignoring Ping for a good 15 minutes, she went offline as my another sister needed to hug me in Pet Society. Before you go "awwww so sweet" lemme clear this that hugging is one of the ways to gain money/experience in PS. Yes, of course she wasn't sincere at all.

So I asked, "Feng, where's Ping?".
Her reply in caps, "DAH MATI".

Dazed Days

This cute salamander is called the Mexican Axolotl(yes, it is a mouthful to say its name but saying difficult things elevates my intellectualism and yes I need all that attention nao).

Like the rest of us, life is pretty much fucked for this endangered salamander.

The Baptist Church near my gram's house was hurled with black paint. Everyone around me said some shit about the other party.

One of my hamsters is still EXTREMELY obese! Everyone commented on my hamster parenting skills.

As for now I am in my "summer's job" of tutoring babysitting a couple of Standard Ones(FUCK MY LIFE is worse than Malaysia's future!). I think children has some trouble grasping my REAL age so I told them I am thirty-two. They insisted I must be fifteen only. majibai.

Last week, Daniel Lim gave me a Pokemon quiz. Haunter is the next stage of which? I confidently answered Ghastly. Then, he shot me his all knowing look and said Gengar. T___T. All the time I used to spend battling Pokemon Gym Masters goes into the sewage.

 Nemai, today at work Daniel gave me some snacks.

My sis is getting married. I'm not too happy about it and by typing it here, maybe she will not be too happy about this - as now I screwed all her chances to play the singles card.

Ultimately, I am not happy for you getting married because it feels like a part of my limb is being chopped.

Seriously, I'm not a big fan of weddings. This "sis" and I, we draw parallels in most of our brainwaves so I think I am cold feet for her taking the plunge. I my opinion, most people hinder from reality when it comes to marriages because all in sight is the perfect day not the perfect years.

In addition to that, I have to build an ark! *inside joke*

I think the ark story will be a good toast. Can I make a toast, please? 

Tam being the ultimate sakai she is - is only concern about the bridesmaid post. As for me. I only care about the crazy alcohol infused hen party. The first priority is "Jie, where to hire strippers arhhh?".

Many many moons ago...

It took me awhile to learn detachment. I wasn't a good student at it.

It is tragic having a magician who trampled on my conscience like wild horse.

Many many moons ago, I got wrapped in this cocoon of jubilation only to realize it was nothing more than a mirage. I am a sleeper with psychedelic dreams to dare the man who sits on the cornflakes to leap on the river of creme fraiche while pretty little policemen sitting in a row singing Hare Krishna that nothing's gonna change my world. I'm not the walrus but you...you're the eggman.

Realized my fate, but I'm tad late. If it never was, don't go chase after the butterflies.

Thank you for clicking my ads and pardon all the half arse uninteresting entries because I am not as jovial as I use to be. Nowadays, I'm enforcing my serious alter ego. Wanna start internship soon mah. Kenot tell stupid lame jokes like "what do you call Uncle Chau in chinese?"- answer: Kukuchau. (wtf)

Deep down I'm still that person you can count on, especially for dumb jokes and jeng jeng jeng guys day out to the cinema. Of course I need to educate the masses on movie literacy because I can never justify spending money on two hours of worthless crap. *full LCLY tone* hehe

Cheers to the twenty ten. My resolution is to stay sane, stay sober, keep BMI under 20.5(!!!), stay focus, master financial prudent and world peace. I wasn't serious about the last one actually because knowing the idiots I'm surrounded by somebody just have to be a retard. I shall refrain bearing names.*deep mysterious voice*

I really like watching AFC but I know my cooking is like hmmmm "unique".

This wraps 2009. See ya.

When The Stars Go Blue

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was within me an invincible summer.
-- Albert Camus

I'm having these freaky thoughts from alpha to omega on my life. Right now, what's important is to graduate. When I was 12, I imagined turning 21 would mean being graceful, responsible and mature (hahaha naive). Actually, I really want to be in a verbal diarrhea right now but lets KIV this topic because I has to be NERD.

I look forward to tomorrows whatever it brings.

Life Lesson #21: Remember to check your porridge every 15 minutes, not one hour- unless you want to waste food and cook maggi instead. FML.  

When I was 12, we were only allowed to eat MCD during birthdays/special occasions. Now, you ask me eat MCD I will tell you to go F*** yourself lah.

If She is a He

Taken from The Star

“I am so frightened to go back. I am worried for my safety,” she said in response to what she claimed was the inaccurate portrayal of their love story by a Malay tabloid which caused the negative reactions.

Controversial ‘marriage’: Mohammed Fazdil or Fatine and Young posing for a photo after they were married in a civil partnership in the UK last May.

Speaking up for the first time after The Sun newspaper in London broke the story, Fatine said she did not know what to do as her family had already disowned her.

“I’ve spent hours on the phone asking for forgiveness. I love them but I can’t change what has happened,” said the 36-year-old makeup artist.

Fatine said it was a shame that the article had twisted their story as it was never their intention to insult the Malay community.

“They also put my father’s name in it, which was unnecessary and my mother is now afraid to leave the house,” she added.

I knew a few LGBT(Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, & Transgenders) in my life. Well, I'm not that close with them to know the exact details of their rendezvous but I do hear rumours here and there. They are just people, like us, but with difference sex preference. It is disturbing to learn that someone else is gay but I do believe that we should be open. There is no right or wrong in being gay. If it was something they could avoid or a potion to cure this disease they would have taken it. However, this is not a disease or ideology. Why we care so much about the gays when they are a lot more things for us to think about(i.e. corruption? Teoh Beng Hock?)? If they are happy why should we interfere? Let them be. As to religion(not like I care very much about religion), it is between them and their God.

Duno la, I just feel like advocating for gay rights today. Don't worry I'm still stupid lal lala lala lalala lalala. wuu shinny stuffs...winnie the pooh. wtf.

Read this too if you will.

If I Were a Song

it's Boo-blay!
T__T
I can die happily watching him.

I Feel Like This

On the path of destructing paths. The path of destruction. I feel destructive.

p/s: Why now ANTM not nice like last time one?